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I found out my ex, Brian was actually gay when he was using Facebook on my old phone. The problem is, if you're firing lines up your nostrils all night, there's a slim-to-none chance your little general is going into battle when he's called upon. By the end of the millennium over cases had been reported in Thailand alone. According to the sexologist Alfred Kinsey, who, during the s conducted epic research into human sexuality, on average one in a thousand men are flexible enough to orally pleasure themselves. There's no going back.